Wednesday, October 15, 2008

5 places to hide, incase of alien attacks

It never pays to get prepared well in advance of a catastrophe. Here are the top 5 places where you can hide if those extraterrestrial organisms decides to attack us and our Imperial Stormtroopers fails to protect us.

5.Secret Nazi's Bunker

This bunker was entombed under the sand dunes until a violent storm swept away the sands. Put on your swim suits and get inside the bunker and do the rain dance so that the sea will engulf the bunker again. PS: Remember to get the your XBOX and hydroelectric generation plant incase aliens decides to stay in the earth for a little long time.

4.Raven Rock Military Complex, or the Site R.

The first rule of Site R is: You do not talk about Site R. United State governments secret nuclear bunker built in 1948 and after the Soviet Union detonated its first nuclear weapon in 1949, a high priority was established for the Joint Command Post to be placed in a protected location near Washington, D.C., for swift relocation of the top important personals of the country.
Not sure whether this can protect you against aliens forever but you will have enough ammunition to play real life doom for rest of your life.

3. Amazon forest

1.7 billion acres of forest land. Once deep inside not even the aliens can find you. PS: Remember to take a forest survival kit just in case you are not used to 2.5 million insect species, 40,000 plant species, 3,000 fish, 1,294 birds, 427 mammals, 428 amphibians, and 378 reptiles living in the region.

2.Socotra Island

One of the most isolated islands of the world.This island is famous for its dragon's blood tree, a very strange alien looking tree. This place looks out of this planet and since aliens came here as they got bored of living in their own planet, lets pray they will leave this place alone.

1.Catacombs of Paris

In Umberto Eco's novel Foucault's Pendulum, the Paris catacombs were the resting place of a parchment concerning the Knights Templar. The most famous underground ossuary in Paris, France and considered as one of the most spookiest places on earth. After the failure of imperial stormtroopers let the aliens fight with the ghosts.

Se you there people.